The Fries
- a whole buncha french fries and a whole buncha fried tofu
- sweet soy glaze, garlic sauce, peanut sauce, thai chili sauce
- cheese & white truffle sauce, garlic aioli, buffalo sauce ranch, fry sauce
Mini Banh Mi
- kaiser rolls stuffed with soy-sesame broiled chicken & delightful toppings
- mayo or sriracha mayo, cucumber, carrot, cilantro, pickled red onion, and you can add jalapeno to yours if you want but there are varying levels of spice tolerance here
Side Salad
- ol standard mixed salad, baby! no tomatoes. fuck tomatoes!
- ranch dressing, lemon poppyseed dressing, sesame-soy dressing
Mini Fruit Tarts
- sugar cookie-like crust with a slightly sweet custard
- topped w/ whatever fuckin fresh fruit i'll be able to find in march
Cunty Cosmopolitan
Lychee Lemon Drop
Frangelico Pineapple Sour
Sex on the Beach
Strawberry Dykery
Hazelnut Iced Latte
Chocolate Orange Iced Mocha
Persian Love Cake Iced Latte